That friendly junior college down on the Peninsula has just caught a girl who was squatting in a dorm, faking the fact that she was a student for the better part of an entire school year.
But better than that, points out SFist, is that there’s another fake student afoot:
And this is the best part of the whole story! There’s another fake student at Stanford! Apparently a woman’s been squatting in one of the theoretical physics labs. For four years. And — get this — none of the physics people can figure out what to do about it. Don’t some of these folks have Nobel prizes?