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Am I the last person to find out about this? I caught this fantastic story on Studio 360 this weekend. Apparently Time covered it back in April. Thanks Gregory Brothers!
Measuring the ‘Colbert Bump’
Wow, apparently a UCSD political science professor, James H. Fowler, has just published a bona fide research paper on the effects of the “Colbert Bump.”
From the press release:
His analysis finds that Democrats who appear on The Colbert Report enjoy a significant increase in the number and total amount of donations they receive over the next 30?? days when compared to similar candidates who do not appear on the show. Specifically, Democrats who come on the program raise $8,247 more than colleagues who don’t do so on the 32nd day following their appearance—”a bump of roughly two-fifths over the normal rate of receipts.” Republicans do not appear to benefit at all from appearing on the program; notably, they raise more funds in the month before coming on the program while actually raising less money in the month following their appearance—hinting at a possible “Colbert bust” for the GOP instead.
Update: Apparently NPR’s Day to Day interviewed this guy back in April.
What I’m Reading
Crazy conservatives getting their panties in a twist about the State Department’s “Mosques of America” calendar.
Also, this writer Jeff Johnson seems to be jealous over the fact that he didn’t come with Stuff White People Like. Get over it, dude.
There’s a patron saint for the Internet? Meet Saint Isidore of Seville.
The Star Pheonix: ‘Couch surfing’ site reveals cultural side of the Internet
The Onion: World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
The Onion:
The black-tie affair brought together representatives from warring nations and longtime enemies who sat in the hallowed, oak-walled dining room and patiently awaited their turn to lambaste Ahmadinejad. Some of the evening’s most pressing topics included the Iranian president’s insistence on developing a nuclear program, his possible involvement in the 1989 assassination of an exiled Kurdish leader, and his excessive body hair.
“You know, a lot of folks have been criticizing Ahmadinejad for covering up one of the most horrifying and unspeakable crimes ever perpetrated on humankind,” Russian president Vladimir Putin told the assembled guests. “But don’t you listen to them, Mahmoud. I happen to like your beard.”
Flight of the Conchords! (What?)
Big ups to Brianne, for introducing me and Becky to Flight of the Conchords, my new favorite band/thing on TV. It’s been making the rounds amongst my circle of friends.

Gabe and Max are back!
Gabe and Max answer questions on Boing Boing TV:
Gabe and Max’s How to Get the Dreamlife of Your Dreams Using the Internet Thing
Apparently this has been making the rounds online, but it’s still pretty freakin’ funny.
Gabe has also written these gems:
It’s a great way to kill about 10 minutes this Friday afternoon.
Ahmadinejad on SNL & The Firefighters of Geneva
Two videos recently came across my radar:

Best line: “You can deny the Holocaust all you want, but you can’t deny that there’s something between us.”
[via Noah Breuer]

This is a public service announcement by the firefighters (sapeurs-pompiers) of Geneva. Apparently people still confuse the emergency fire number (118) for the old information number (111). They’ve been inundated with calls and figured that the best way to solve this problem was to make a rap video featuring rapping and dancing male and female firefighters.
Best line: “Hey man, t’as pas compris que qu’ici c’est pas une agence? Mais, une putain de centrale d’urgence.” (Hey man, didn’t you get that this isn’t a company? But a fucking emergency center!)
[via Jennie en France]
“Thank you so much for comfortable stay. Fight Terrorism!”
So here I am, minding my own business, reading The New York Times online, when I come across this article about Bush’s upcoming dinner with the Queen of England. The article mentions that it’s a “white tie” dinner, and not knowing what that is, I go look it up.
Then I continue reading the article, and come across this line:
Even so, as it does for every official state visit, the White House has been consulting with the State Department chief of protocol.
What in the heck is that? Sure enough, there’s someone who’s job it is to do various things, like:
1. Plan and execute detailed programs for foreign leaders visiting the President and accompany them during their official travel in the United States, including their visit with the President at the White House.
10. Organize treaty-signing ceremonies.
15. Manage the Blair House, the President’s Guest House for foreign leaders.
Huh, ok — the Blair House, that sounds neat. So I click there and then click on the Guestbook page. And here, I find what may be the most unintentionally hilarious internationally geeky page on the Internets.
These are scans of entries from the Blair House guestbook, ranging from the historic (Charles de Gaulle), to the printed-like-a-third grader (Hamid Karzai), to the simple (Carlos Salinas de Gortari, President of the United Mexican States), and finally to the screaming: Junichiro Koizumi, Prime Minister of Japan (pictured at right).
And that, my friends, is how one gets distracted by the Internet.
David Boyk, on the Apple Remote
The Scene:
David Boyk is IMing with me, seated somewhere in India in front of his swanky new MacBook Pro.
Boyk: dude, this apple remote thing?
Boyk: fucking awesome
Boyk: all i require from life is a way to make fun little 3D things happen on my screen without touching my computer
Fin.
BBC: French marchers say ‘non’ to 2007
BBC:
Hundreds of protesters in France have rung in the New Year by holding a light-hearted march against it.
Parodying the French readiness to say “non”, the demonstrators in the western city of Nantes waved banners reading: “No to 2007″ and “Now is better!”
The marchers called on governments and the UN to stop time’s “mad race” and declare a moratorium on the future.
The protest was held in the rain and organisers joked that even the weather was against the New Year.
The tension mounted as the minutes ticked away towards midnight – but the arrival of 2007 did nothing to dampen their enthusiasm.
The protesters began to chant: “No to 2008!”
They vowed to stage a similar protest on 31 December 2007 on the Champs-Elysees avenue in Paris.


