The simple fact is this: Kerry spent record amounts of money, collected the endorsements of basically everyone except Chuck Norris and still lost to a guy who talks like he’s giving a sixth grade report on something he didn’t study.
“Mr. President, how do you feel about Indonesian President Yudhoyono’s recent actions in regard to International Monetary Fund lending policies?”
“The thing about Indonesia is it’s got a land area of one point eight million square kilometers and its main export is bauxite. Next question.”
[“What the Hell, People” by Matt Loker, The Daily Californian, November 5 2004]
