I can’t wait for the Daily Show tonight

Argh.

I’m listening to Bush on the radio, and he DOESN’T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS!

I point you now to this gem from Matt Loker of The Daily Californian:

The simple fact is this: Kerry spent record amounts of money, collected the endorsements of basically everyone except Chuck Norris and still lost to a guy who talks like heÕs giving a sixth grade report on something he didnÕt study.

ÒMr. President, how do you feel about Indonesian President YudhoyonoÕs recent actions in regard to International Monetary Fund lending policies?Ó

ÒThe thing about Indonesia is itÕs got a land area of one point eight million square kilometers and its main export is bauxite. Next question.Ó

[“What the Hell, People” by Matt Loker, The Daily Californian, November 5 2004]

C’mon you DC Press Corps, get some balls!

Update:

Wonkette:

10:09 Terry Moran knows his Saudi penal code. Question on crushing of dissent by American ally! Does the president see a contradiction? Clearly, Terry Moran is an enemy of freedom.
10:10 Yet, president thrown. Allowing a followup.
10:12 Really liking Gregory’s shirt. Pink? Peach? And checked! Very secure in his masculinity.
10:15 How many people have to die before “the world is safer without Saddam….” starts to sound hollow?
11:16 “When americans see Iraqis standing up and fighting,” they’re be relieved alright. Relieved because then we can leave.
10:17 Ah. The Japan comparison. Not sure that’s super relevant or comforting. First, we were there seven years. Second: we dropped TWO NUCLEAR WEAPONS on them. Of course they were willing to cooperate. They were glowing.
10:18 Huh. Not mentioning private accounts in re: Soc. Sec. But whatever. It’s all “dictated by math.” Does that mean we have to invade math?

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