Big ups to Clive Thompson, of Slate fame.
WALTER : Way to go, Dude. If you will it, it is no dream.
DUDE: You’re fucking twenty minutes late. What the fuck is that?
WALTER: Theodore Herzel.
DUDE: Huh?
WALTER: State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no–
DUDE: What the fuck’re you talking about? The carrier. What’s in the fucking carrier?
WALTER: Huh? Oh–Cynthia’s Pomeranian. Can’t leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.
DUDE: What the fuck are you–
WALTER: I’m saying, Cynthia’s Pomeranian. I’m looking after it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
DUDE: You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
WALTER: What do you mean “brought it bowling”? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.
