From the genius of my good buddy David Boyk:
And for today’s nugget of political genius, I’m going to start with a question. Who do we not need in this country? Answer: Assholes. Another question: who says those retarded slogans like “love it or leave it?” Again, assholes. Final question: how can we combine these two facts?
My solution: ostracism. Whenever government employees break the public trust, they should have 72 hours before they’re deported. That amount of time should be enough to arrange for asylum in some other country; if it isn’t, then they can just go be illegals somewhere else. Think about how great a deterrent this would be – how are you going to make money if you can’t exploit your position? And it’s not just a punishment – it’s also a real solution that guarantees that we never have to deal with the assholes in question again, unless they go work for a Indonesian dictator! That San Diego $2.4 million bribe Congressman asshole? Gone! The asshole contractors who are stealing hundreds of million dollars from us in Iraq and Louisiana (no weak legalisms, please – if you’re taking money from the public, you’re a public employee)? Gone! Bush, who has lied far more brazenly than all his predecessors, stacked in a Washington Monument-style spire, put together? Gone! I think it’s pretty much a foolproof plan.
