THE SCENE: Cyrus and Alan are waiting in line to buy $11 worth of vegetables at Berkeley Bowl on an early Saturday evening. They’re talking about how the parents of Cyrus’ friend Monica have a ginormous house in Castro Valley. A guy standing one checkout aisle over turns to Cyrus.
GUY : Is ginormous in the dictionary?
CYRUS: I don’t know. But it should be.
GUY: Yeah man, we already got Webster’s on that.
CYRUS: What about the Oxford New English Dictionary?
GUY: Naw, man, [mimes smoking] those fuckers in England don’t have the same weed that we do here.
Hilarity ensues.
FIN.
