I spent my lunch, accompanied by Paul Boutin, writing this:
| Xenii | Xeni | |
|---|---|---|
| Coordinates: | Ask Sergey | Ask JBat |
| Altitude: | 100 feet above sea level | 5’9″ in heels |
| Posse: | Kweli, Foxx, Coolio | Cory, Pesco, Frau |
| Hardware: | (5) 2 x Technix SL-1200 MK6 prototype turntables (5) Rane 24-channel mixers 400,000 watts total |
Gold-plated MacBook Pro Telefunken 768B Uniblogger Wireless Studio Diamond earring that doubles as bluetooth headset |
| Maximum Volume: | 146 dB with sub-subwoofers engaged | The time Wired killed her cover story |
| Security System: | 14 former Raiders linemen | The heels |
| Shuts Down: | 5 AM | Never |
