Weird Stuff Spotted in Estonia

Wednesday: Linnar Viik‘s Skype van: turns out, he also loves windsurfing, and apparently needed a vehicle big enough to carry his and his buddies’ gear to reach the best spots. So what did he do? He bought a big, fuck-off SWEDISH MILITARY TRANSPORT vehicle at auction, from a colleague who bought it at auction. (Thanks to Siim Teller from Skype for setting me straight!) Oh, and it has on-board CDMA/WiFi, and power outlets, naturally.

Wednesday: There’s this neighborhood on the edge of Tallinn, near the airport, called Ulemiste. It used to be a major Soviet industrial center, but is now going through major gentrification and revitalization. There’s a huge project to tear down nearly everything in site and build swanky new office buildings and retail spaces, all re-branded as Ulemiste City. But this old warehouse says “Soviet Union Communist Party Forever!” over the entrance. That worked out pretty well, didn’t it?

Tuesday: On Parnu Street, one of the main east-west drags in Tallinn, and near the old site of the Bronze Soldier of Tallinn, where there were riots earlier this year, I spotted this spray-painted on a wall: “In case of stupidity, break everything.” I’m not 100 percent sure this is related to the riots, but I think there’s a good chance it is.

Sunday: I think this photo says a lot about Estonia society. Dude, you can bike within a few feet of the President’s house? Even Senegal is more restrictive than that.

Sunday: So it turns out that in addition to the really beautiful (sadly, now defunct) train station (and museum), there’s a Communications Museum in Haapsalu. This northwestern Estonian city is where the first radio broadcast was, and now houses a ton of great old communications technology, ranging from letters to radios to televisions. It’s maintained by a volunteer curator, who keeps the candle burning for six hours a day, four days a week.

Saturday-Sunday: While we were in Haapsalu last weekend, it just so happened that there was an “American Car Show” going on in town. Veljo and I stopped in for a look, and saw a few usual suspects that you would expect at a real American car show, like this 1950s Chevy. But what I didn’t expect to find was Confederate Flag after Confederate Flag after Confederate Flag. Oh, and did I mention that one Estonian guy running a massage table (WTF?) was dressed up like a cowboy? Oh, and one guy had a posted picture of the KKK. Don’t ask me why.

Saturday: Before Haapsalu, we were in Hiiumaa, where we found a few remnants of Soviet activity left. They built towers, bunkers, and this really weird-looking Wellsian tripod thing. I have no idea what this is supposed to do.

DoD has more musicians than Dept. of State has diplomats. Um, what?

FP Passport, via David J. Kilcullen, a senior advisor to Gen. David Petraeus in Iraq:

“At present, the U.S. defense budget accounts for approximately half of total global defense spending, while the U.S. armed forces employ about 1.68 million uniformed members. By comparison, the State Department employs about 6,000 foreign service officers, while the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has about 2,000. In other words, the Department of Defense is about 210 times larger than USAID and State combined—there are substantially more people employed as musicians in Defense bands than in the entire foreign service.”

Estonia Fun Facts

CIA:

Population of Estonia: 1,315,912
Mobile Telephones in Estonia: 1,445,000

Industries: engineering, electronics, wood and wood products, textile; information technology, telecommunications

Or, as my friend, the astute Aaron Azlant quipped in an IM conversation: “haha one of these things is not like the other. specialties: web 2.0, cell tech, cedar”

There’s now free WiFi on the Hiiumaa Ferry!

Thanks to Veljo Haamer and his band of WiFi minions, there’s now free WiFi on the Hiiumaa ferry, a journey that takes an hour-and-a-half to complete from the mainland.

It works via a long-range EVDO modem, connected to a WiFi access point, and provides free Internet access in the on-board restaurant. It took Veljo and two assistants just a short couple of hours to get the new maritime access point set up this morning.

I never cease to be amazed at the level of technological enthusiasm in this country.

Headed for Hiiumaa

I’m off to spend the weekend in Hiiumaa. Not sure what the Internet sitch will be, but have a great weekend, otherwise!