{"id":1014,"date":"2006-04-21T14:00:42","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T21:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=1014"},"modified":"2006-04-21T14:00:42","modified_gmt":"2006-04-21T21:00:42","slug":"from-nate-cardozos-away-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/21\/from-nate-cardozos-away-message\/","title":{"rendered":"From Nate Cardozo&#8217;s away message:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bush is in the Oval office when Rummy walks in.  &#8220;Sit down, I have some bad news,&#8221; says Rummy.  Bush sits.  &#8220;8 Brazilian soldiers were killed by insurgents in Iraq,&#8221; he says.  Bush goes pale, puts his hands on the desk, bows his head.  &#8220;Are you Ok?&#8221; asks Rummy.  &#8220;I&#8217;m Ok,&#8221; says Bush.  &#8220;I&#8217;ll be alright.  Wow.  8 Brazilian.  Wow.  Just one question.  How many is a Brazilian?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bush is in the Oval office when Rummy walks in. &#8220;Sit down, I have some bad news,&#8221; says Rummy. Bush sits. &#8220;8 Brazilian soldiers were killed by insurgents in Iraq,&#8221; he says. Bush goes pale, puts his hands on the desk, bows his head. &#8220;Are you Ok?&#8221; asks Rummy. &#8220;I&#8217;m Ok,&#8221; says Bush. &#8220;I&#8217;ll be alright. Wow. 8 Brazilian. Wow. Just one question. How many is a Brazilian?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-humor","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-gm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}