{"id":1039,"date":"2006-05-19T15:28:01","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T22:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=1039"},"modified":"2006-05-19T15:28:01","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T22:28:01","slug":"xenii-vs-xeni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/19\/xenii-vs-xeni\/","title":{"rendered":"Xenii vs. Xeni"},"content":{"rendered":"

I spent my lunch, accompanied by Paul Boutin<\/a>, writing this<\/a>:<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/th>\nXenii<\/th>\nXeni<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n
Coordinates:<\/th>\nAsk Sergey<\/td>\nAsk JBat<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Altitude:<\/th>\n100 feet above sea level<\/td>\n5’9″ in heels<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Posse:<\/th>\nKweli, Foxx, Coolio<\/td>\nCory,
\nPesco, Frau<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hardware:<\/th>\n(5) 2 x Technix SL-1200 MK6 prototype turntables
\n(5) Rane 24-channel mixers
\n400,000 watts total<\/td>\n		Gold-plated MacBook Pro
\nTelefunken 768B Uniblogger Wireless Studio<\/p>\n

Diamond earring that doubles as bluetooth headset<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

Maximum Volume:<\/th>\n146 dB with sub-subwoofers engaged<\/td>\nThe time Wired killed her cover story<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Security System:<\/th>\n14 former Raiders linemen<\/td>\nThe heels<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Shuts Down:<\/th>\n5 AM<\/td>\nNever<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I spent my lunch, accompanied by Paul Boutin, writing this: Xenii Xeni Coordinates: Ask Sergey Ask JBat Altitude: 100 feet above sea level 5’9″ in heels Posse: Kweli, Foxx, Coolio Cory, Pesco, Frau Hardware: (5) 2 x Technix SL-1200 MK6 prototype turntables (5) Rane 24-channel mixers 400,000 watts total Gold-plated MacBook Pro Telefunken 768B Uniblogger Wireless Studio Diamond earring that doubles as bluetooth headset Maximum Volume: 146 dB with sub-subwoofers engaged The time Wired killed her cover story Security System:…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[70],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-geekery","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-gL","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}