{"id":1222,"date":"2007-01-22T13:04:19","date_gmt":"2007-01-22T21:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=1222"},"modified":"2007-01-22T13:04:19","modified_gmt":"2007-01-22T21:04:19","slug":"place-de-lindependance-dakar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/22\/place-de-lindependance-dakar\/","title":{"rendered":"Place de l&#8217;Ind\u00e9pendance, Dakar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, someone tried to scam me. <\/p>\n<p>It was more amusing than anything else, honestly. I was trying to catch a cab in tourist central of Dakar &#8212; someone please tell me why the <a href=\"http:\/\/wikitravel.org\/en\/Image:Senegal_137.jpg\">Place de l&#8217;Ind&eacute;pendance<\/a> is where tourists seem to congregate here? It&#8217;s probably the most boring place in the entire city. The only reason I was there was for an interview.<\/p>\n<p>The Place de l&#8217;Ind&eacute;pendance is a big rectangular square, that commemorates, you guessed it, Senegal&#8217;s independence from France. From what I can tell, the only Senegalese who come through here tend to be somewhat upscale business types (there&#8217;s a bunch of government buildings that ring the plaza, along with major airline offices and banks), but also probably the scammiest of scammers. If you&#8217;re a foreigner and you don&#8217;t have a particular reason to be here (like you&#8217;re going to change your ticket at the Royal Air Maroc office) or whatever, then I can&#8217;t exactly see why this is a particular tourist destination? Is it the hotels that are nearby? Or maybe the majority of French tourists that come through here stick out like a spot of bleach on a dark shirt &#8212; what with their fanny packs, cameras around their necks, and shorts! Yes, you&#8217;re on vacation, and yes it is 80 degrees outside, but do you ever see Senegalese people wearing shorts, unless they&#8217;re at the beach? Nope. Sandals always, but shorts? Never. <\/p>\n<p>In any case, I&#8217;d stepped out into the street to get a cab, walking past a man selling kitschy African wood carvings. I&#8217;d tried to negotiate with no less than four cabs, all of whom wanted nearly triple the normal price to get where I was going. Bah, this wasn&#8217;t going anywhere, so I walked to the nearest end of the plaza to throw away the platic bag that contained my &#8220;sow&#8221; (creamy yogurt street drink) that I&#8217;d bought a few minutes earlier. (Damn, for my money, that&#8217;s the best way to spend $0.20 anywhere in the world.) <\/p>\n<p>A 20-something Senegalese guy came up to me to shake my hand (not entirely uncommon, particularly given that the national virtue is hospitality &#8212; I&#8217;m not kidding, the national soccer team is known as The Lions of Hospitality) and greeted me with a smile.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey, mon ami!&#8221; (Hey, my friend!)<\/p>\n<p>I hate these guys. They really give their country a bad name and make well-meaning foreigners like me clam up whilst in their presence. I tried to laser-eye him with as much contempt as possible. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ca va?&#8221; (How you doin&#8217;?)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ca va, merci.&#8221; (I&#8217;m fine, thank you.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;T&#8217;&eacute;tais o&ugrave;, toi?&#8221; (Where have you been?)<\/p>\n<p>I threw him another blank stare, and I withdrew my handshake.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tu ne te souviens pas de moi? On s&#8217;est vu le jour de ton arriv&eacute;e.&#8221; (You don&#8217;t remember me? We met on the day you got here.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m 100 percent sure that I&#8217;ve never seen this guy in my life.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Et alors, c&#8217;&eacute;tait quand le jour de mon arriv&eacute;e?&#8221; (Ok, so when did I get here?)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Um . . . uh . . . c&#8217;&eacute;tait bien dimanche.&#8221; (Um . . . uh . . . it was Sunday.)<\/p>\n<p>I looked him directly in the eye.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Je n&#8217;&eacute;tais pas l&agrave;  dimanche.&#8221; (I wasn&#8217;t here on Sunday.) <\/p>\n<p>Busted.<\/p>\n<p>I kept walking, and by the next block I&#8217;d found a cab that was willing to give me a reasonable fare. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, someone tried to scam me. It was more amusing than anything else, honestly. 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