{"id":1553,"date":"2008-02-11T07:57:26","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T15:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=1553"},"modified":"2008-02-11T07:57:26","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T15:57:26","slug":"the-onion-world-leaders-gather-to-roast-mahmoud-ahmadinejad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/11\/the-onion-world-leaders-gather-to-roast-mahmoud-ahmadinejad\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion: World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/mahmoud_slideshow3.jpg\" align=\"right\" vspace=\"20\" hspace=\"20\"\/><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/world_leaders_gather_to_roast\">The Onion<\/a><\/i>:<i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The black-tie affair brought together representatives from warring nations and longtime enemies who sat in the hallowed, oak-walled dining room and patiently awaited their turn to lambaste Ahmadinejad. Some of the evening&#8217;s most pressing topics included the Iranian president&#8217;s insistence on developing a nuclear program, his possible involvement in the 1989 assassination of an exiled Kurdish leader, and his excessive body hair.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You know, a lot of folks have been criticizing Ahmadinejad for covering up one of the most horrifying and unspeakable crimes ever perpetrated on humankind,&#8221; Russian president Vladimir Putin told the assembled guests. &#8220;But don&#8217;t you listen to them, Mahmoud. I happen to like your beard.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion: The black-tie affair brought together representatives from warring nations and longtime enemies who sat in the hallowed, oak-walled dining room and patiently awaited their turn to lambaste Ahmadinejad. Some of the evening&#8217;s most pressing topics included the Iranian president&#8217;s insistence on developing a nuclear program, his possible involvement in the 1989 assassination of an exiled Kurdish leader, and his excessive body hair. &#8220;You know, a lot of folks have been criticizing Ahmadinejad for covering up one of the&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[85,96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-humor","category-iran","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-p3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1553"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1553\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}