{"id":1647,"date":"2008-06-10T14:33:22","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T21:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=1647"},"modified":"2008-06-10T14:33:22","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T21:33:22","slug":"fist-bump-seriously-this-is-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/10\/fist-bump-seriously-this-is-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Fist Bump? Seriously? This is news?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.timeinc.net\/time\/daily\/2008\/0806\/obama_fist_bump_0605.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Please, gag me with a flag pin.<\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;m not the first to say this, but please, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2008\/05\/27\/us\/politics\/27reggie.html?pagewanted=print\">NYT<\/a>: &#8220;closed-fist high-fives&#8221; it is not. <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/tag\/oh-no\/?i=5014604&#038;t=fox-blonde-warns-of-obamas-terrorist-fist-jab\">Terrorist fist jab<\/a>, it is not. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/nation\/article\/0,8599,1812102,00.html?imw=Y\">Fist bump<\/a>, fist pound, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baltimoresun.com\/news\/nation\/politics\/bal-te.dap06jun06,0,386574.story\">dap<\/a> are the acceptable nomenclature.<\/p>\n<p>Props to <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/tag\/explainer\/?i=5013673&#038;t=barack-obama-americas-cool-uncle\">Gawker<\/a> for this deft analysis:<i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>These are kids (meaning &#8220;18-35-year-olds across the entire nation), white and black, for whom respect knuckles are second nature. And Obama&#8217;s bump and shoulder-brush, probably simply because he&#8217;s such a natural actor, don&#8217;t reek of pandering. Pandering is when, say, Representative Jack Kingston inexplicably and incorrectly appropriated &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here For a Pimp.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Obama&#8217;s acting cool, but relatably cool. Like a Cool Uncle! He&#8217;s younger and hipper than dad, but still serious and Grown Up. And this is probably his best defense against crazy old Grampa McCain.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n<p>Can we move on now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please, gag me with a flag pin. I know I&#8217;m not the first to say this, but please, NYT: &#8220;closed-fist high-fives&#8221; it is not. Terrorist fist jab, it is not. Fist bump, fist pound, or dap are the acceptable nomenclature. Props to Gawker for this deft analysis: These are kids (meaning &#8220;18-35-year-olds across the entire nation), white and black, for whom respect knuckles are second nature. And Obama&#8217;s bump and shoulder-brush, probably simply because he&#8217;s such a natural actor, don&#8217;t&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[13,213],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-barack-obama","category-wtf","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-qz","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}