The Pastor’s Corner, May 6 2004<\/a> :<\/p>\n She got baptized but she don’t know why
\n All she can do is coo an’ cry
\n ‘Cause when a girl gets elected inna bitta haste
\n An’ don’t know His Saving Grace
\n She gets sprinkled
\n Inna shallow font
\n No full immersion, just a front
\n She’s not Jesus acceptin’
\n Ain’t nuttin’ but a baby wettin’
\n No, gotta axe Him be your Save-ya
\n Your Faith professa’<\/p>\n
Tha Bible tried to warn yall
\n Nevermind your Pope, who’s all
\n “Me so holy!”
\n Well, forget ol’ St. Austin
\n Council of Mela don’t mean nothin’
\n Mark sixteen, sixteen… belief before ya get tha sheen<\/p>\n
Ya gotta know Him
\n To get tha ball rollin’
\n Ya met, wet, then born again with no regret<\/p>\n
I’m tired of heresies
\n Saying baptism’s all you need
\n Salvation is by Grace through Faith, ya know
\n But baby knows zero, so<\/p>\n
Mothers (praise!), fathers (praise!)
\n “Suffer them to come to Me” (hallelujah!)
\n But sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle don’t do a thang
\n Baby got baptism
\n<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Courtesy Michael “Hagi” Gross: The Pastor’s Corner, May 6 2004 : She got baptized but she don’t know why All she can do is coo an’ cry ‘Cause when a girl gets elected inna bitta haste An’ don’t know His Saving Grace She gets sprinkled Inna shallow font No full immersion, just a front She’s not Jesus acceptin’ Ain’t nuttin’ but a baby wettin’ No, gotta axe Him be your Save-ya Your Faith professa’ Tha Bible tried to warn yall…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[85],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-humor","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-4A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}