{"id":309,"date":"2004-11-30T08:23:52","date_gmt":"2004-11-30T15:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=309"},"modified":"2004-11-30T08:23:52","modified_gmt":"2004-11-30T15:23:52","slug":"two-gifts-i-probably-wont-be-getting-my-female-friends-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/30\/two-gifts-i-probably-wont-be-getting-my-female-friends-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Two gifts I probably won&#8217;t be getting my female friends this year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/pee-zees.tripod.com\/\">The incredibly easy Pee-Zee<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/37318\">MeFi<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.glothong.com\/default.asp\">GloThong<\/a> (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/gadgets\/clothing\/glothong-026505.php\">Gizmodo<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The incredibly easy Pee-Zee (via MeFi) GloThong (via Gizmodo)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[213],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-wtf","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-4Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}