{"id":353,"date":"2005-01-14T09:10:32","date_gmt":"2005-01-14T16:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=353"},"modified":"2005-01-14T09:10:32","modified_gmt":"2005-01-14T16:10:32","slug":"bill-gates-sexy-beast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/14\/bill-gates-sexy-beast\/","title":{"rendered":"Bill Gates: Sexy Beast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/accordionguy.blogware.com\/blog\/_archives\/2005\/1\/14\/243433.html\">AccordionGuy:<\/a><\/p>\n<p><I>Let&#8217;s say it&#8217;s the early 1980&#8217;s. You&#8217;ve just bought a Quick and Dirty Operating System and repackaged it for IBM to include with their new &#8220;Personal Computer&#8221; (IBM had such a revulsion for non-mainframe things that the PC was created by the &#8220;Entry Systems Division&#8221;, which suggested that these were things you used until you got a real computer).<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re a hot rising software star, and hot rising software stars need dates. Which photo should you send potential soul mates?<\/p>\n<p>This one?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/accordionguy.blogware.com\/Photos\/2005\/01\/bill_gates-playful_pose.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p><I>Or this one?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/accordionguy.blogware.com\/Photos\/2005\/01\/bill_gates-casual_pose.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AccordionGuy: Let&#8217;s say it&#8217;s the early 1980&#8217;s. You&#8217;ve just bought a Quick and Dirty Operating System and repackaged it for IBM to include with their new &#8220;Personal Computer&#8221; (IBM had such a revulsion for non-mainframe things that the PC was created by the &#8220;Entry Systems Division&#8221;, which suggested that these were things you used until you got a real computer). You&#8217;re a hot rising software star, and hot rising software stars need dates. Which photo should you send potential soul&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-i-love-the-internet","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-5H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}