{"id":362,"date":"2005-01-26T07:29:23","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T14:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=362"},"modified":"2005-01-26T07:29:23","modified_gmt":"2005-01-26T14:29:23","slug":"i-cant-wait-for-the-daily-show-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/26\/i-cant-wait-for-the-daily-show-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t wait for the Daily Show tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Argh. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m listening to Bush on the radio, and he DOESN&#8217;T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS!<\/p>\n<p>I point you now to this gem from Matt Loker of The Daily Californian:<\/p>\n<p><I>The simple fact is this: Kerry spent record amounts of money, collected the endorsements of basically everyone except Chuck Norris and still lost to a guy who talks like he\u00d5s giving a sixth grade report on something he didn\u00d5t study.<\/p>\n<p>\u00d2Mr. President, how do you feel about Indonesian President Yudhoyono\u00d5s recent actions in regard to International Monetary Fund lending policies?\u00d3<\/p>\n<p>\u00d2The thing about Indonesia is it\u00d5s got a land area of one point eight million square kilometers and its main export is bauxite. Next question.\u00d3<\/i><\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/dailycal.org\/article.php?id=16820\">&#8220;What the Hell, People&#8221; by Matt Loker, The Daily Californian, November 5 2004<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>C&#8217;mon you DC Press Corps, get some balls!<\/p>\n<p>Update:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonkette.com\/politics\/dc\/liveblogging-the-presidential-news-conference-031198.php\">Wonkette<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><I>10:09 Terry Moran knows his Saudi penal code. Question on crushing of dissent by American ally! Does the president see a contradiction? Clearly, Terry Moran is an enemy of freedom.<br \/>\n10:10 Yet, president thrown. Allowing a followup.<br \/>\n10:12 Really liking Gregory&#8217;s shirt. Pink? Peach? And checked! Very secure in his masculinity.<br \/>\n10:15 How many people have to die before &#8220;the world is safer without Saddam&#8230;.&#8221; starts to sound hollow?<br \/>\n11:16 &#8220;When americans see Iraqis standing up and fighting,&#8221; they&#8217;re be relieved alright. Relieved because then we can leave.<br \/>\n10:17 Ah. The Japan comparison. Not sure that&#8217;s super relevant or comforting. First, we were there seven years. Second: we dropped TWO NUCLEAR WEAPONS on them. Of course they were willing to cooperate. They were glowing.<br \/>\n10:18 Huh. Not mentioning private accounts in re: Soc. Sec. But whatever. It&#8217;s all &#8220;dictated by math.&#8221; Does that mean we have to invade math?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Argh. I&#8217;m listening to Bush on the radio, and he DOESN&#8217;T ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS! I point you now to this gem from Matt Loker of The Daily Californian: The simple fact is this: Kerry spent record amounts of money, collected the endorsements of basically everyone except Chuck Norris and still lost to a guy who talks like he\u00d5s giving a sixth grade report on something he didn\u00d5t study. \u00d2Mr. President, how do you feel about Indonesian President Yudhoyono\u00d5s recent actions&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[152],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-politics","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-5Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}