{"id":408,"date":"2005-03-01T19:59:19","date_gmt":"2005-03-02T02:59:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=408"},"modified":"2005-03-01T19:59:19","modified_gmt":"2005-03-02T02:59:19","slug":"floral-shape-adhesives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/01\/floral-shape-adhesives\/","title":{"rendered":"FLORAL SHAPE ADHESIVES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zug.com\/gab\/index.cgi?func=view_thread&#038;sort=active&#038;head=1&#038;thread_id=51543\">Zug.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><I>FLORAL SHAPE ADHESIVES<\/p>\n<p>JH: No, I&#8217;d also like to discuss item <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zug.com\/daily\/journal\/graphics\/022505_vs04.jpg\">#141-869.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>VS: OK, the Floral Adhesives.<\/p>\n<p>JH: What are these things?<\/p>\n<p>VS: These are basically, ah, a lot of people wear them, they attach to the ends of your breast, so that you could, uh, you can wear a more sheer outfit without being immodest.<\/p>\n<p>JH: Are they like those no-slip things you put on the bathtub?<\/p>\n<p>VS: I guess you could call them something like that. They&#8217;re kind of made out of the same type of material.<\/p>\n<p>JH: Can you get them in other shapes? My wife is from Nicaragua, and I was wondering if we could get them made into the shape of her homeland.<\/p>\n<p>VS: No, sir.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zug.com: FLORAL SHAPE ADHESIVES JH: No, I&#8217;d also like to discuss item #141-869. VS: OK, the Floral Adhesives. JH: What are these things? VS: These are basically, ah, a lot of people wear them, they attach to the ends of your breast, so that you could, uh, you can wear a more sheer outfit without being immodest. JH: Are they like those no-slip things you put on the bathtub? VS: I guess you could call them something like that. They&#8217;re&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-i-love-the-internet","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-6A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}