{"id":438,"date":"2005-03-19T06:50:32","date_gmt":"2005-03-19T13:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=438"},"modified":"2005-03-19T06:50:32","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T13:50:32","slug":"estonian-engrish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/03\/19\/estonian-engrish\/","title":{"rendered":"Estonian Engrish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to post about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engrish.com\">Engrish<\/a> I spotted in Estonia, specifically at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.restoranpegasus.ee\/\">Pegasus<\/a>, on their cocktail list. Prices in Estonian kroons. ($1 = 11.7477 kroons)<\/p>\n<p><I>Moroccan Orange 65<br \/>\nPlay it again Sam . . . he&#8217;s looking at you kid!<\/p>\n<p>Strawberry Margarita 70<br \/>\nLike a classic, but we&#8217;ve added stawberrys that have virginity effect!<\/p>\n<p>Kir Royale 65<br \/>\nBubbly and cr\u017dme de cassis inspires you to think: Voulez-vous couchez avec <\/p>\n<p>Mint Julep 65<br \/>\nCrushed fresh mint and lime with vodka over ice, just like in Goldfinger.<\/p>\n<p>Metropolitan 65<br \/>\nFrom Russia with love.<\/p>\n<p>Champagne Cocktail 70<br \/>\nThat classic is back in fashion and we make it pink.<\/p>\n<p>Blueberry Mojito 70<br \/>\nFeel inspired, try this classic with crushed blueberries in it.<\/p>\n<p>Melon Breeze 65<br \/>\nGet infected with fresh melon . . . it&#8217;s incurable.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I forgot to post about the Engrish I spotted in Estonia, specifically at Pegasus, on their cocktail list. Prices in Estonian kroons. ($1 = 11.7477 kroons) Moroccan Orange 65 Play it again Sam . . . he&#8217;s looking at you kid! Strawberry Margarita 70 Like a classic, but we&#8217;ve added stawberrys that have virginity effect! Kir Royale 65 Bubbly and cr\u017dme de cassis inspires you to think: Voulez-vous couchez avec Mint Julep 65 Crushed fresh mint and lime with vodka&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[57],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-estonia","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-74","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}