{"id":498,"date":"2005-05-02T20:51:33","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T03:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=498"},"modified":"2005-05-02T20:51:33","modified_gmt":"2005-05-03T03:51:33","slug":"arturo-ryman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/02\/arturo-ryman\/","title":{"rendered":"Arturo Ryman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An &#8220;Arturo Ryman&#8221; has made nearly $900 in payments to PayPal using my debit card number. Somehow he got ahold of it, even though I didn&#8217;t lose the card. Now I can&#8217;t withdraw cash for the next week.<\/p>\n<p>Let me just make a shout out right now to Mr. Ryman. Hey, Arturo? Fuck you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An &#8220;Arturo Ryman&#8221; has made nearly $900 in payments to PayPal using my debit card number. Somehow he got ahold of it, even though I didn&#8217;t lose the card. Now I can&#8217;t withdraw cash for the next week. Let me just make a shout out right now to Mr. Ryman. Hey, Arturo? Fuck you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[147],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-personal","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-82","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}