{"id":532,"date":"2005-06-02T23:32:39","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T06:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=532"},"modified":"2005-06-02T23:32:39","modified_gmt":"2005-06-03T06:32:39","slug":"what-an-all-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/02\/what-an-all-star\/","title":{"rendered":"What an all-star."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you missed it, the idiot-of-the-week award goes to Kirk Reynolds, former PR head of the 49ers. <\/p>\n<p>From the <a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?file=\/c\/a\/2005\/06\/01\/MNGHQD1IOT1.DTL\">SF Chronicle, June 1, 2005:<\/a><\/p>\n<p><I>It was meant to be funny \u00d1 but no one is laughing now in the San Francisco 49ers&#8217; front office over an in-house training film that featured off- color racial jokes, lesbian porn, a spoof of gay marriage and a trio of buxom, topless blondes frolicking with team public relations director Kirk Reynolds.<\/p>\n<p>The 15-minute video (see it here), some of which was filmed in the City Hall office of Mayor Gavin Newsom \u00d1 who comes in for a few unsubtle swipes \u00d1 was intended as a primer on how players should handle the media in diverse San Francisco.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, it&#8217;s turned into a team embarrassment \u00d1 with PR man Reynolds looking for another job.<\/p>\n<p>The video, said team lawyer Ed Goines, &#8220;is absolutely contradictory to the ideals and values of the San Francisco 49ers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Even Reynolds is conceding he pushed the envelope a bit too far.<\/p>\n<p>The video, which was sent anonymously to The Chronicle, was shown to players last August during training camp in Santa Clara. It opens with Reynolds seated behind Newsom&#8217;s desk, impersonating the mayor and speaking directly into the camera about this &#8220;beautiful, diverse and tremendous city.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to take you through the city,&#8221; Reynolds says \u00d1 and what a trip it is.<\/p>\n<p>First stop, Chinatown. Reynolds says the team reads everything written about the players and the organization. Then, to illustrate the point, a bespectacled, buck-toothed Chinese man in an aloha shirt (played by then-49ers trainer and martial arts expert George Chung) is asked to translate an Asian newspaper story.<\/p>\n<p>Sure \u00d1 the man says in theatrical Asian accent. &#8220;Tim Latte (Rattay, a Niners quarterback). He feel good now. He feeling good. No plactice with the team, so most of the time he play with himself.&#8221; <\/I><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you missed it, the idiot-of-the-week award goes to Kirk Reynolds, former PR head of the 49ers. From the SF Chronicle, June 1, 2005: It was meant to be funny \u00d1 but no one is laughing now in the San Francisco 49ers&#8217; front office over an in-house training film that featured off- color racial jokes, lesbian porn, a spoof of gay marriage and a trio of buxom, topless blondes frolicking with team public relations director Kirk Reynolds. The 15-minute&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[213],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-wtf","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-8A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}