{"id":609,"date":"2005-07-05T08:45:58","date_gmt":"2005-07-05T15:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=609"},"modified":"2005-07-05T08:45:58","modified_gmt":"2005-07-05T15:45:58","slug":"why-didnt-i-think-of-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/07\/05\/why-didnt-i-think-of-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Why didn&#8217;t I think of this?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ocf.berkeley.edu\/~cfarivar\/photos\/gossip\/20050705.nubra.feather.jpg\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"7\" hspace=\"7\"> So our good friends over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popgadget.net\/2005\/07\/nubra-floating-strapless-bra.html\">Popgadget<\/a> have figured out a foolproof way to get women to take their shirts off, in the name of &#8220;technology research.&#8221; <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><I>When I saw NuBras at a boutique store at the beach and loudly expressed skepticism at their gravity-defying properties, the nice shop owner responded by demonstrating one for me right there behind the counter.<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Is that really all it takes? <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.popgadget.net\/2005\/07\/nubra-floating-strapless-bra.html\">NUBRA, FLOATING, STRAPLESS BRA<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So our good friends over at Popgadget have figured out a foolproof way to get women to take their shirts off, in the name of &#8220;technology research.&#8221; When I saw NuBras at a boutique store at the beach and loudly expressed skepticism at their gravity-defying properties, the nice shop owner responded by demonstrating one for me right there behind the counter. Is that really all it takes? NUBRA, FLOATING, STRAPLESS BRA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[77],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-gossip","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-9P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=609"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/609\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}