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That’s just what we need, technology taking the place of good ol’ fashioned sommeliers. I can just imagine instead of being annoyed by people yakking away on their cell phones, people are going to be yakked to by their bottle of wine. While we’re at it, let’s just get rid of the waiters and have everyone just speak into a voice recognition box at a fast food place instead.<\/p>\n