{"id":707,"date":"2005-08-05T09:26:45","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T16:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=707"},"modified":"2005-08-05T09:26:45","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T16:26:45","slug":"the-most-random-email-in-the-slatewikipedia-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/05\/the-most-random-email-in-the-slatewikipedia-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Random Email in the Slate\/Wikipedia Saga"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ed: I figured that this whole Slate\/Wikipedia thing would blow over by the end of the week, and it has, pretty much. The discussion as to whether or not I deserve a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wikipedia:Votes_for_deletion\/Cyrus_Farivar\">Wikipedia entry<\/a> is still ongoing, but has died down a bit. Before the week is up, however, I wanted to post a really weird bit of email that I received:<\/p>\n<p>John Stamey of New York State writes:<\/p>\n<p><I>I&#8217;m sorry, but I think I missed something in your story.  Wasn&#8217;t Chewbacca a female?  I mean you&#8217;d be having sex with a gigantic, bellowing monster from another planet but at least it wouldn&#8217;t be a GAY planet.<\/p>\n<p>Forget the fact I&#8217;m jealous there might actually be a bunch of teenage girls engaging in anonymous sex with green, upturned collars.  Forget the hundreds of dollars I spent on new shirts when I hate green. <\/p>\n<p>Now, here&#8217;s a legitimate question.  I really want to know, and I&#8217;m not fuckin&#8217; with you.  Exactly what satisfaction do you get from telling people like me there ain&#8217;t no Santa Claus?  My self-respect left years ago along with my 3rd wife (not the divorce but the fact I married her) and I never had anything much approximating dignity.  I have the memory span of a goldfish, and the dreadnaughts I&#8217;ve been screwing lately would tax the ability of a 15-year-old to achieve an erection, let alone a loser such as myself..  All I have left are my tawdry fantasies.  Why did you piss on them?  It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m into Watersports.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ed: I figured that this whole Slate\/Wikipedia thing would blow over by the end of the week, and it has, pretty much. The discussion as to whether or not I deserve a Wikipedia entry is still ongoing, but has died down a bit. Before the week is up, however, I wanted to post a really weird bit of email that I received: John Stamey of New York State writes: I&#8217;m sorry, but I think I missed something in your story.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[61],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-fan-mail","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-bp","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}