{"id":828,"date":"2005-11-09T10:49:37","date_gmt":"2005-11-09T18:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=828"},"modified":"2005-11-09T10:49:37","modified_gmt":"2005-11-09T18:49:37","slug":"best-aim-name-ever-pomeranian99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/09\/best-aim-name-ever-pomeranian99\/","title":{"rendered":"Best AIM name ever: pomeranian99"},"content":{"rendered":"

Big ups to Clive Thompson<\/a>, of Slate<\/i> fame.<\/p>\n

For the unitiated:<\/a><\/p>\n

WALTER : Way to go, Dude. If you will it, it is no dream.<\/p>\n

DUDE: You’re fucking twenty minutes late. What the fuck is that?
\nWALTER: Theodore Herzel.
\nDUDE: Huh?
\nWALTER: State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no–
\nDUDE: What the fuck’re you talking about? The carrier. What’s in the fucking carrier?
\nWALTER: Huh? Oh–Cynthia’s Pomeranian. Can’t leave him home alone or he eats the furniture.
\nDUDE: What the fuck are you–
\nWALTER: I’m saying, Cynthia’s Pomeranian. I’m looking after it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii.
\nDUDE: You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling?
\nWALTER: What do you mean “brought it bowling”? I didn’t rent it shoes. I’m not buying it a fucking beer. He’s not gonna take your fucking turn, Dude.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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