{"id":928,"date":"2006-02-05T22:11:35","date_gmt":"2006-02-06T06:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=928"},"modified":"2006-02-05T22:11:35","modified_gmt":"2006-02-06T06:11:35","slug":"conversation-in-berkeley-bowl-feb-4-2006","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/05\/conversation-in-berkeley-bowl-feb-4-2006\/","title":{"rendered":"Conversation in Berkeley Bowl, Feb. 4, 2006."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>THE SCENE: Cyrus and Alan are waiting in line to buy $11 worth of vegetables at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.berkeleybowl.com\">Berkeley Bowl<\/a> on an early Saturday evening. They&#8217;re talking about how the parents of Cyrus&#8217; friend Monica have a ginormous house in Castro Valley. A guy standing one checkout aisle over turns to Cyrus.<\/p>\n<p>GUY : Is ginormous in the dictionary?<br \/>\nCYRUS: I don&#8217;t know. But it should be.<br \/>\nGUY: Yeah man, we already got Webster&#8217;s on that.<br \/>\nCYRUS: What about the Oxford New English Dictionary?<br \/>\nGUY: Naw, man, [mimes smoking] those fuckers in England don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have the same weed that we do here.<\/p>\n<p>Hilarity ensues.<\/p>\n<p>FIN.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>THE SCENE: Cyrus and Alan are waiting in line to buy $11 worth of vegetables at Berkeley Bowl on an early Saturday evening. They&#8217;re talking about how the parents of Cyrus&#8217; friend Monica have a ginormous house in Castro Valley. A guy standing one checkout aisle over turns to Cyrus. GUY : Is ginormous in the dictionary? CYRUS: I don&#8217;t know. But it should be. GUY: Yeah man, we already got Webster&#8217;s on that. CYRUS: What about the Oxford New&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20,87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-berkeley","category-i-love-the-bay-area","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-eY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}