{"id":96,"date":"2004-05-04T15:20:04","date_gmt":"2004-05-04T22:20:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/?p=96"},"modified":"2004-05-04T15:20:04","modified_gmt":"2004-05-04T22:20:04","slug":"to-my-femaledrug-dealer-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/04\/to-my-femaledrug-dealer-friends\/","title":{"rendered":"To my female\/drug-dealer friends:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/entry\/8288529184228374\/\">Engadget<\/a>, comes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcall.com\/news\/local\/all-a1_3privacymay02,0,6643381.story?coll=all-newslocal-hed\">this story<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><I> The text message came from Christopher&#8217;s girlfriend, a college student, and was sent while she was driving in her car to pick up Christopher after school let out. It read: &#8221;I need a  tampon!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>School officials say it is common knowledge that tampon is slang for a large marijuana cigarette.<\/p>\n<p>But Toby and Leigh Klump say that even if Grube and Kocher had the right to search their son&#8217;s cell phone, and they don&#8217;t believe they did, there was no message that indicated Christopher was dealing drugs. The Klumps said the request was innocent, and Christopher did indeed find a tampon for his girlfriend from another girl at school.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>My question is, since when did &#8220;tampon&#8221; become slang for a large marijuana cigarette?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy Engadget, comes this story: The text message came from Christopher&#8217;s girlfriend, a college student, and was sent while she was driving in her car to pick up Christopher after school let out. It read: &#8221;I need a tampon!&#8221; School officials say it is common knowledge that tampon is slang for a large marijuana cigarette. But Toby and Leigh Klump say that even if Grube and Kocher had the right to search their son&#8217;s cell phone, and they don&#8217;t believe&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-general","post_format-post-format-aside"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4uks-1y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cyrusfarivar.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}